[Mimedefang] OT: Disclaimer Madness

Mack roaringpenguin.com at bass-speaker.com
Tue Feb 14 08:09:03 EST 2006

You missed the joke part out !!!!

Ah well,

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Sent: Tuesday 14 February 2006 03:11
To: mimedefang at lists.roaringpenguin.com
Subject: [Mimedefang] OT: Disclaimer Madness

My mother forwarded me a joke e-mail that had been forwarded many, many
times.  It picked up disclaimers here and there along the way.

Here, for your reading pleasure, are the disclaimers that were appended
to *one* e-mail message. :-)

Please note that I've reformatted the diclaimers to wrap nicely; most
of them were obnoxious single lines of 500+ characters...

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