[Mimedefang] OT: Disclaimer Madness

[David F. Skoll]

My mother forwarded me a joke e-mail that had been forwarded many, many
times.  It picked up disclaimers here and there along the way.

Here, for your reading pleasure, are the disclaimers that were appended
to *one* e-mail message. :-)

Please note that I've reformatted the diclaimers to wrap nicely; most
of them were obnoxious single lines of 500+ characters...

By the way, if you feel you received this e-mail in error, feel free
to contact any or all of the e-mail addresses in the disclaimers.  I
won't stand in your way.

Regards,

David.


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